A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner


nyotas:

#jim’s face though   #his worldview’s been rocked  #wait??  #bones??  #you don’t just like people out of the blue it takes time and effort??   #and months of sleeping on the floor outside your room after you’ve locked them out for the fifth time because ‘some of us are doctors jim’   #’some of us have exams in the morning jim’   #’some of us don’t want to be woken up at 2am by your drunk self trying to take over my bed jim’  #i thought what we had was special??   #what do you mean you like him??   #bones?? BONES??   #and the rest of the film is just bones comfortingly stabbing jim with hyposprays to remind him that yes bones really does love him best



sherunlockedme:

parentlock….


cumberbuddy:

brienneofthrace:

BAHAHAHAHAHA

I KNEW IT.


cumberbuddy:

gatisss:

moonblossom:

Benedict Cumberbatch, behind the scenes of STID // x

Is it bizarre that his fucking posture is turning me on?

I need this on my screen at all times so I can remember to SIT UP STRAIGHT GODDAMNIT

I hope Benedict got to keep ALL his outfits because that’s a work of art.



superwizardmagic:

Iron Man 3 and The Incredibles parallels - 1/?

SO GLAD I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE WHO REALIZED THIS


wtfshiroko:

Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons

by JoshuaSaundersMusic


theshadyslut:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

We say “two weeks”


fezturions:

plorator:

sometimes I like to imagine Pandora was all “swaggity swag, what’s in the bag?” before she opened the box. 

“swaggity swuck holy fuck”